Familiars - Named

(In a very rough descending order of use. Silver stars indicate a past life dedicated entirely to this familiar's companionship (gold for Hardcore, red for Bad Moon). Colored images are generally from the Color KoL project and Greasemonkey plugin.)

• 
  Spirit of the Darklight HourAutonomous Disco Ball

  ---

  Boogie on down with
  this groovy mirrored sphere of
  laser disco death.
• 
  KasumiFrumious Bandersnatch

  ---

  Galumphing monster
  takes his lead from what you do
  what a frabjous beast!
• 
  Rub BubBaby Sandworm

  ---

  No more siestas,
  the sleeper must awaken.
  Tequila breakfast!
• 
  Mist and TonicSquamous Gibberer

  ---

  Unspeakable mouth
  whispers sweet oblivion
  straight into your brain.
• 
  Kendall A.Happy Medium

  ---

  Jovial psychic
  And a good bartender, too
  She is the message.
  
  As the Red Queen said
  Points that swing in diff'rent planes
  Take refuge from time.
• 
  Trotter (Notter)Stocking Mimic

  ---

  Though it looks festive
  Please don't put your foot in there
  Mouth full of sweet teeth.
• 
  Dr. Phoebus AlestormKnob Goblin Organ Grinder

  ---

  Grinding up your foes
  Wealth and tasty pies for you
  Join the upper crust.
• 
  Autumnal SnailspinnerPair of Stomping Boots

  ---

  A soleful ally
  Stomping bad guys into paste
  Filling up your spleen.
• 
  DEF0Rogue Program

  ---

  Sentient A.I.
  light cycles and glowing discs
  and a hefty gut.
• 
  Udon AmyAnimated Macaroni Duck

  ---

  Noodly avian
  burns enemies with magic
  and love (not really).
• 
  EeezordizLi'l Xenomorph

  ---

  Slimy with sharp fangs
  This extra-terrestrial
  coughs up handy tech.
• 
  Adeptus MeidoStab Bat

  ---

  Man, that's wicked sharp:
  Self-swinging bloodthirsty sword
  But it cuts both ways.
• 
  Che-eh-eh-en Yaku-u-u-umoeBlack Cat

  ---

  What a cute kitty!
  What could possibly go wrong,
  with her at your side?
• 
  Lucy SpaceJumpsuited Hound Dog

  ---

  This dog's all shook up
  got a nose for trouble, but
  you should see him dance.
• 
  WolperdumblerMini-Hipster

  ---

  Knit cap and short shorts
  and a handlebar moustache
  tiny irony.
• 
  Willoughby, the Golden HeronFancypants Scarecrow

  ---

  Stuffed-shirt scarecrow snob
  trying on your pairs of pants
  pleased with none of them.
• 
  Nolima the TestyUntamed Turtle

  ---

  This little guy does
  nothing in particular,
  but he does it well.
• 
  Alycious W. DreamerSleazy Gravy Fairy

  ---

  a shameless hussy
  more silicone than mushroom
  but sluts need love too
• 
  Sock-Tete-a-teteHe-Boulder

  ---

  Floating, gazing rock.
  It's not beauty in his eyes --
  it's pure destruction.
• 
  Sleeping DoppelshifterPet Rock

  ---

  A passive pebble
  It is not a rolling stone
  It might gather moss.
  
  Mine is resting in
  a tiny costume wardrobe
  cosplay suits its name
• 
  IncarnadinaSugar Fruit Fairy

  ---

  Sweet little dancer
  fills you with Crimbo spirit,
  empty calories.
• 
  Neapolitan MoosePurse Rat

  ---

  It looks like a rat
  and even smells like a rat.
  Why is it barking?
• 
  Kitten Kronos (TM)Adorable Seal Larva

  ---

  Cute li'l bloodsucker
  kills enemies with fangs and
  adorableness.
• 
  Der Loco FortississimoMariachi Chihuahua

  ---

  Malign amigo
  makes menudo of monsters
  mucha muerte, man
• 
  Art BadbimObtuse Angel

  ---

  A stupid cupid
  At least his arrows are sharp
  They'll make you quiver.
• 
  Miss Fantastico PrismriverPiano Cat

  ---

  Need more battle loot?
  Let this kitty play you off
  with her puppet paws.
• 
  Donny Ton-tonChauvinist Pig

  ---

  What's happening, toots?
  I will wink and smile at you
  make me a sammich.
• 
  Ode to SevensSnow Angel

  ---

  From low to on high,
  an Earth angel in winter.
  Foes shiver in fear.
• 
  ãsµÂ&amBaby Bugged Bugbear

  ---

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• 
  RaquaemDancing Frog

  ---

  Hello, my baby
  I'm a singing, dancing frog!
  Croaker meets crooner.
• 
  Deluge VissieveFlaming Gravy Fairy

  ---

  Effeminate shroom
  Deals hot damage, loots monsters,
  Does it all with style.
• 
  EepersTeddy Bear

  ---

  Need some protection?
  Let him be your teddy bear
  Better him than you.
• 
  Happiness in BlushUnderworld Bonsai

  ---

  Roots of all evil
  branches of all evil, too
  leaves no room for good
• 
  Vorcesther PepperfugueSpooky Gravy Fairy

  ---

  Gloomy companion
  doesn't really want to help
  but, fine, whatever.
• 
  Columbine HallowkrautStinky Gravy Fairy

  ---

  Getting hard to breathe,
  monsters lose their loot (and lunch.)
  I guess it's worth it.
• 
  Ebe Obe PhoPottery Barn Owl

  ---

  Who's your new best friend?
  Who has two big eyes and flies?
  Who? This little guy.
• 
  MercurioDataspider

  ---

  Itsy-bitsy bug
  takes bytes out of all of your
  important data.
• 
  GofflesbyFrozen Gravy Fairy

  ---

  Getting cold in here,
  Watch how monsters drop their loot!
  Iced, iced, baby. Word.
• 
  Gruesc4n ZenRobot Reindeer

  ---

  Metal ungulate
  customizability
  is its reindeer game.
• 
  Evermore PieReassembled Blackbird

  ---

  temporary guide
  directs you in your questing
  flies on broken wings
• 
  SilenceHovering Skull

  ---

  Skulls can't help but grin;
  in addition to that, he
  sure does talk a lot.

Familiars - Yet to be Named

(The same. Some of these I've been putting off naming until inspiration strikes. Some have default names I've yet to improve on. Some I've forgotten about for a while. Suggestions from people I know wouldn't be unappreciated.)

• 
  ???Psychedelic Bear

  ---

  Trippy dancing bear
  you'll be grateful for his help.
  Woah, the colors, man.
• 
  ???Uniclops

  ---

  One eye and one horn
  a wink, a smile, but stand back
  (no depth perception)
• 
  ???Dramatic Hedgehog

  ---

  Spiny thespian:
  To be or not to be cute?
  All the world's his stage.
  
• 
  ???Mosquito

  ---

  From pest to helper
  A sucker for a good meal
  This blood's for you, man.
• 
  ???Cotton Candy Carnie

  ---

  Unlikely foodstuff
  sticky, sweet, small-handed drunk
  gums up foes, feeds you.
• 
  Emilio...Tickle-Me Emilio

  ---

  The youngest of guns,
  he will repossess your heart
  with furry antics.
• 
  ???Levitating Potato

  ---

  An eye for an eye
  Hey, hovering potato
  Might trip up your foes.
• 
  ???Hovering Sombrero

  ---

  Airborne headgear? ¡Sí!
  Almost seems to grin at you...
  Qué Misterioso.
• 
  ???Disembodied Hand

  ---

  It's not handicapped
  with your weapons, this guy can
  beat foes one-handed.
• 
  ???Barrrnacle

  ---

  Crusty crustacean
  This little guy really sucks
  Your foe's will to live.
• 
  ???Killer Bee

  ---

  Hovers like a b
  ASCII and ye shall receive
  Several nasty stings.
  - Warpeth of Zonee
• 
  ???Ninja Snowflake

  ---

  Unique and deadly,
  as fast as frozen lightning,
  stalks tiny shadows
• 
  ???Sabre-Toothed Lime

  ---

  Sharp and acidic
  Forget tequila and salt
  No bark but great bite.
• 
  ???Baby Gravy Fairy

  ---

  A mushroom with wings
  Monsters can be generous
  So dance, magic, dance.
• 
  ???Star Starfish

  ---

  Out of mojo blues?
  Do you believe in magic?
  Wish upon this star.
• 
  ???Misshapen Animal Skeleton

  ---

  Want a spooky pet?
  Baskerville and Schroedinger
  got nothing on this.
• 
  ???Cocoabo

  ---

  Chocolate feathers
  Healing, fighting scavenging
  Give monsters the bird.
• 
  ???Pet Cheezling

  ---

  Cheerful orange blobling
  will dissolve your enemies
  with cheese food product.
• 
  ???Angry Goat

  ---

  Bearded quadruped
  Ill-tempered, furry, horny
  Butts heads with buttheads.
• 
  ???Howling Balloon Monkey

  ---

  So full of hot air
  Inflatable simian
  Shockingly useful.
• 
  ???Blood-Faced Volleyball

  ---

  Icky sporting goods
  Spiritual enhancement
  Obvious pairing?
• 
  ???Whirling Maple Leaf

  ---

  A restoring touch
  Dead foes and the dirty ground
  That's what I'm aboot.
• 
  ???Leprechaun

  ---

  Tiny Irish guy
  Strange accent and wardrobe, but
  His friendship is rich.
• 
  ???Peppermint Rhino

  ---

  Strip away your frown,
  because this one-horned wonder
  showed up with candy.
• 
  ???Bloovian Groose

  ---

  A fuzzy li'l friend
  whose winks and smiles warm your heart
  'til the bitter end
• 
  ???Grue

  ---

  In darkness is strength
  Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
  Creature of the night.
• 
  ???Syncopated Turtle

  ---

  Bobbing, swaying pet
  rescued from the hippy camp
  smells like patchouli.
• 
  [True name removed: no nickname yet]Ragamuffin Imp

  ---

  little red urchin
  sets your enemies on fire
  but keep it secret
  
  who knows its true name?
  help prove the mook inverse law
  of lethality
• 
  ???Ghost Pickle on a Stick

  ---

  Salty, translucent
  floats above, its only need
  to lay dill smack down.
• 
  6655321Clockwork Grapefruit

  ---

  Ultraviolent,
  this horrorshow familiar
  spills red, red kroovy.
• 
  ???Snowy Owl

  ---

  How many talons
  Does it take to thrash a foe?
  Let's ask Mr. Owl.
• 
  ???Grinning Turtle

  ---

  A turtle with Post-
  Traumatic Stress Disorder
  is quiet, at least.
• 
  ???Wereturtle

  ---

  A slow lycanthrope,
  moonlight glints off its hard shell
  so menacingly.
• 
  Nate 'Lucius' NightbaneArtistic Goth Kid

  ---

  Thick black eyeliner
  And a black crayon as well
  Moping while he draws.
• 
  ???Nanorhino

  ---

  Swarm of nanobots
  Shaped like a rhinoceros
  Brings buffs and grey goo
• 
  ???Blavious Kloop

  ---

  A demon that rhymes
  Opens portals to Hey Deze
  In various climes.
• 
  ???Oily Woim

  ---

  Be oily for things
  with the help of this fella.
  He's always on time.
• 
  MarkensteinReagnimated Gnome

  ---

  With his extra parts
  This reagnimated gnome
  Dagnces, fights, and more!
• 
  Boiling FrederickFlaming Face

  ---

  A face made of fire,
  he heats things up for your foes.
  Try not to kiss him.
• 
  ???Mini-Skulldozer

  ---

  Feel it in your bones
  Your skeletal defender's
  Got your vertebrae.